My longtime friend and summer-coworker Emily filled out this progress report for me during the summer of 2004, while we were employed at ——- Day Camp. While it was filled out in jest, most of what she wrote was pretty accurate. I would also like to add that I worked as an Athletics Specialist and spent all day, every day on a combination of tennis courts and open fields. Emily was a Ropes Specialist and spent every day in the shady woods next to the way cool rock wall. Needless to say, she had a much better summer than I did.
**Due to a complaint regarding the negative internet publicity I have given to this camp, the name has been redacted.
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