9:02 AM Facey McFacebook got up early this morning even after a crazzzzyy sat nite!
9:31 AM Facey McFacebook getting into the shower…
9:51 AM Facey McFacebook ugh I hate it when the hot water doesn’t last long enough!!!!!!!!1
10:15 AM Facey McFacebook making breakfast and then doing laundry my favorite.
12:15 PM FaceyMcFacebook laundry finally done hooray! off to mcdonalds to get some lunch!
12:29 PM Facey McFacebook ugh could the drive-thru line be any longer?!?!?
12:36 PM Facey McFacebook the girl in front of me is sending her whole order back…wtf?? gonna have to give her a piece of my mind.
12:37 PM Facey McFacebook i just honked the horn and yelled at her and now shes getting out of the car and coming towards me uh oh!
3:01 PM Facey McFacebook got into a fistfight with that girl and in jail now. cops took my blackberry and i’m sooooo hungry! hopefully will get out soon. if you see this, pls come bail me out!!! (Uploaded via the pay phone at the police station)
6:05 PM Facey McFacebook finally out of jail. funny tho that out of 581 friends no one came with bail money. cops finally let me go but i have to go to court next month……fml!
6:36 PM Facey McFacebook home at last. still hungry cause i never got that big mac! at least im home in time for sunday nite football.
7:17 PM Facey McFacebook lets go [insert team name]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11
8:49 PM Facey McFacebook i luv these bud lite commercials….rofl
10:15 PM Facey McFacebook yay [insert team name]! at least something good happened 2day.
11:01 PM Facey McFacebook getting ready for bed…
11:27 PM Facey McFacebook can’t sleep…. 😦
12:03 AM Facey McFacebook dont want to go to work tomorrow…I HATE MONDAYS!