I love how Google always tries to help.
Imagine that all of these searches came from one person. This would be a fat person trying to lose weight by eating healthier foods, but experiencing difficulty due to culinary ineptitude and, as a result, is thinking of developing an eating disorder. S/he also happens to be a sad, entry-level web developer. Currently renting but aspiring to one day become a homeowner, this person is bad with the ladies (or men) and thinks s/he may just turn to sucking blood if the next make-out session doesn’t go well.
Do you think that person prays the rosary before or after he puts on the condom?